“S car go” (escargot joke)
Escargot (snails) has a joke that's been cited in print since at least 1980. The slow snail buys a fast sports car and paints the letter "S" all over it. The car dealer asks why, and…
Alphebetical for "s"
“S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life’s Easier”
"S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life's Easier" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from 2011 and is of unknown authorship. "RT @DJJUICE718:…
“S’mores are campfire Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“S’mores are inside out Moon Pies”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
“S’mores are just hot Moon Pies”
Moon Pies have been compared to s'mores. "Moon pies are uncooked smores" was posted on Twitter by Millie M on May 19, 2009. "Moon Pies are just uncooked s'mores" was…
“S’mores are just warmed up Wagon Wheels”
Wagon Wheels (a sweet snack food sold in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, other Commonwealth countries) is a product thas has been compared to s'mores. "Apparently in Britain, their…
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger" is a jocular saying that has been printed on manu images. It has frequently been credited to American author Mark Twain (1835-1910), but Twain never…
“Saddle your hoss before cussin’ the boss”
"Saddle your hoss before cussin' the boss" is a Texas-type saying that has appeared on signs since at least 2003. The Saltgrass Steak House restaurants have such a sign in the bar…
“Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today”
A Christmas rhyme is: "Sadly this Christmas passes away, so let us give thanks today, as we prepare for the year anew, with faith and hope to see it through." The saying has been cited in…
“Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned”
“I do my best proofreading after I hit ‘send‘“ is a popular saying. "Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned" -- "sned" is a typing mistake of…
“Safe and effective is not a lie. It’s two lies”
"SAFE AND EFFECTIVE IS NOT A LIE. IT'S TWO LIES!" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on September 10, 2022. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines, for example, were often said to…
“Safe and effective is now sudden and unexpected”
"Safe and effective is now sudden and unexpected" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 vaccines were touted to be "safe and effective," but many deaths…
“Safe as houses”
The term "safe as houses" was popularized in England in the 1850s. "Safe" means a sure an secure investment; a person who buys a house is not speculating and has a solid…
“Safe driving is no accident”
Entry in progress. -- B.P. Reddit -- OnelinersSafe driving is no accident (self.oneliners)submitted September 7, 2017 by YourInnerIdiot
“Safe, legal and rare” (abortion saying)
When American politician Bill Clinton was successfully running for president in 1991 and 1992, he famously said that abortions should be "safe, legal and rare." However, that popular term…
“Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety’s like third or fourth”
"Safety first" is a famous proverb. "Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Safety is when nothing happens”
"Safety is when nothing happens" is a slogan that began to be used at Lowe's home improvement stores in 2013. The safety slogan was widely has been widely used by Lowe's, but…
“Safety meeting at work. They asked me, what steps would you take in event of a fire?” (joke)
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
“Sage on the stage or guide on the side” (teaching terms)
An old teaching saying states that a teacher can be either a "sage on the stage" or a "guide on the side." Modern technology provides many opportunities to have a "stage on…
“Salad dressing implies the existence of salad undressing”
"Salad dressing" exists. There is no "salad undressing, but there are jokes. "What about salad undressing?" was posted on Twitter by Jeff Straw Branding on April 23, 2009.…