“Safety meeting at work. They asked me, what steps would you take in event of a fire?” (joke)

What steps does one take in the event of a fie?
 
“RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones” was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on November 22, 2009. “RT @funnyoneliners: In the event of a fire, what steps should you take? Really, really BIG ones!” was posted on X/Twitter by Ramaswamy N on December 2, 2009. The original tweets are no longer available.
 
In 2011, the joke involved a work safety meeting. “Health & Safety quiz @ work.1 of the questions: ‘IN THE EVENT OF FIRE,WHAT STEPS WOULD YOU TAKE?’ F**king Large Ones, is the wrong answer!” was posted on X/Twitter by Frans le Roux on July 21, 2011. “I was doing a health and safety course in work the other day. One of the questions was: In the event of a fire, what steps would you take? ‘fucking large ones’ is the wrong answer apparently! 😃” was posted on Facebook by Hannes Ras on July 21, 2011.       
 
 
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SlightlySick™
@slightlysick
RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones.
12:13 PM · Nov 22, 2009
   
Facebook
James Vinnicombe
November 22, 2009 at 5:47 PM ·
In the event of fire, what steps do you take….... Fucking big ones
 
X/Twitter
Ramaswamy N
@ramaswamyn
RT @funnyoneliners: In the event of a fire, what steps should you take? Really, really BIG ones!
10:46 PM · Dec 2, 2009
 
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Anne Sanchez
@tiontia
In case of a fire…what steps should you take? Really F’ing Big Ones!!!
5:22 PM · Jan 26, 2010
   
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Frans le Roux
@fransleroux88
Health & Safety quiz @ work.1 of the questions: “IN THE EVENT OF FIRE,WHAT STEPS WOULD YOU TAKE?” F**king Large Ones, is the wrong answer!
2:24 PM · Jul 21, 2011
 
Facebook
Hannes Ras
July 21, 2011 at 2:43 PM ·
I was doing a health and safety course in work the other day. One of the questions was: In the event of a fire, what steps would you take? “fucking large ones” is the wrong answer apparently! 😃
 
Venture Riders
Health & Safety Test
saddlebum
Posted September 20, 2011
I failed a Health and Safety course at work today.
One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
“Friggin big ones” was apparently the wrong answer.
     
X/Twitter
Steven Cassidy🍏
@iamscassidy
Just failed my work’s health and safety course. When asked what steps I’d take in the event of fire I said, ‘fucking big ones.’
10:38 AM · Oct 12, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Spacecase
@spacecase33
In safety training at work yesterday, I was asked what steps I would take if a fire broke out.
“Really big ones,” was not the right answer!
12:16 PM · Oct 20, 2013
 
X/Twitter
гคץ๓๏ภ
@MrDrProff_Ramon
What steps do you take in a fire? Fucking large ones
2:06 AM · Dec 29, 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
[deleted]—February 14, 2018
It the event of a fire, what steps should you take?
Fucking large ones.
 
Reddit—Jokes
FarazR90—May 26, 2018
What steps would you take in case of a fire emergency?
I was at an emergency training today and got asked the question “What steps would you take in case of a fire emergency?”...
Apparently, “Fucking big ones” is not the right answer.
     
iFunny 
ChrisX95
22 oct 2021
There was a Safety meeting in work today. They asked me, “What steps would you take in the event of a fire?” “Fucking big ones” was the wrong answer.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
WontGetBannedAgain2—March 21, 2022
In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I’d take in a fire
Apparently “Really big and fast ones” was the wrong answer.
 
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Doc 
@DocAtCDI
Safety meeting at work.
They asked me What steps would you take in event of a fire?
Big ones was apparently not the right answer.
5:30 PM · Feb 10, 2024
 
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Doc 
@DocAtCDI
Safety meeting at work.
They asked me What steps would you take in event of a fire?
Big ones was apparently not the right answer.
12:30 PM · Sep 29, 2024
 
X/Twitter
𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿
@JenTakeTwo
Had a Safety meeting at work today.
They asked me What steps would i take in event of a fire?
Big ones was apparently not the right answer.
🤣😂 #MondayMirth
1:35 AM · Sep 30, 2024