“Salad dressing implies the existence of salad undressing”
“Salad dressing” exists. There is no “salad undressing, but there are jokes. “What about salad undressing?” was posted on Twitter by Jeff Straw Branding on April 23, 2009. “Salad Undressing #nakedfood” was posted on Twitter by 🏴 Твітертакне on January 18, 2010.
“Why did the lobster blush?”/“Because he saw the salad dressing!” is an old riddle. “kid asked me, why tomato is blushing ? And his ans was ‘tomato saw salad undressing’ #lol” was posted on Twitter by Bhagyesh on May 20, 2010. “Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad undressing!” was posted on Twitter by Justin Shanedling on February 10, 2013. “Why was the tomato blushing? He saw the salad undressing” was posted on Twitter by •James Dean• on January 21, 2014. “Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad undressing” was posted on Twitter by Danny on November 11, 2014. “Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad undressing!” was posted on Twitter by Rachael Hill on June 23, 2017.
“@TheTwidiot: 5% of vegetables find salad dressing sexier than salad undressing” was posted on Twitter by Josh Saltzman on August 20, 2010. “Salad dressing is good but salad undressing is way sexier. 🥗” was posted on Twitter by Scott Archambault on October 2, 2018. “What is sexier than salad dressing? Salad undressing” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 15, 2022.
“The existence of salad dressing implies there exists a salad undressing” was posted on Twitter by Troy R on December 7, 2020. “Salad dressing necessarily implies the existence of salad undressing, and now you’ve thought about it, you foliage pervert…” was posted on Twitter by GraveDisaster on April 28, 2021. “the existence of salad dressing implies that there’s salad undressing” was posted on Twitter by token on September 7, 2021.
Wikipedia: Salad dressing
A salad dressing is a sauce for salads. Used on virtually all leafy salads, dressings may also be used in making salads of beans (such as three bean salad), noodle or pasta salads and antipasti, and forms of potato salad.
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Jeff Straw Branding
@JeffStraw
What about salad undressing?
4:10 PM · Apr 23, 2009·Twitter SMS
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Teri Ann
@imsuperawesome
@JimCarrey salad undressing is amazing!
6:31 PM · Nov 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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🏴 Твітертакне #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦
@twiteryeanot
Salad Undressing #nakedfood
1:49 PM · Jan 18, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Bhagyesh
@skeletonduke
kid asked me, why tomato is blushing ? And his ans was ‘tomato saw salad undressing’ #lol
10:02 AM · May 20, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Josh Saltzman
@joshsaltzman
Ha! RT“@TheTwidiot: 5% of vegetables find salad dressing sexier than salad undressing.”
10:56 AM · Aug 20, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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Karen Lee
@klee8992
So glad what you put on salads is “Salad Dressing” it would be totally inappropriate if it was called “Salad Undressing.” Lettuce laugh
11:38 PM · Mar 30, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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Justin Shanedling
@shanedlwithcare
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad undressing!
@ChavaLederman #JokeSunday
7:20 PM · Feb 10, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Lauren~ 🐙
@SquishyMew
trillow: salad dressing salad undressing salad seductively stripping http://tmblr.co/Zpcj7ye7Puz7
8:01 AM · Feb 14, 2013·Tumblr
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•James Dean•
@James___Dean
Why was the tomato blushing?
He saw the salad undressing
11:39 PM · Jan 21, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Danny
@SpaceMaanDan
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad undressing.
2:03 PM · Nov 11, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Martin Becker
@martinbckr
Does the Naked Chef use salad undressing?
2:11 PM · May 14, 2017·TweetDeck
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Rachael Hill
@SLOVEG
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad undressing!
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2:22 PM · Jun 23, 2017·Facebook
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Scott Archambault
@scotvega18
Salad dressing is good but salad undressing is way sexier. 🥗
12:27 PM · Oct 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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andrea⁷ I AM NOT OK
@fourminyg
why does the tomato blushing? he saw the salad…...undressing🙈
7:07 AM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Troy R
@kujmous
The existence of salad dressing implies there exists a salad undressing.
2:26 PM · Dec 7, 2020·Twitter for Android
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GraveDisaster
@davedisasterman
Salad dressing necessarily implies the existence of salad undressing, and now you’ve thought about it, you foliage pervert…
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Dan Kaszeta 🇺🇦🇱🇹
@DanKaszeta
· Apr 28, 2021
Several of you have mentioned salad dressings and this isn’t really about salad dressings. But two are worth mentioning for their use as condiments above and beyond salad.
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1:27 PM · Apr 28, 2021·Twitter for Android
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token
@_heyitsmarshall
the existence of salad dressing implies that there’s salad undressing
2:49 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Howard Werten
@HowardWerten
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad undressing.
11:35 PM · Mar 3, 2022·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Vendidurt July 15, 2022
What is sexier than salad dressing?
Salad undressing.