“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
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“Hack in black (robes)” (activist judge)
An activist judge has been called a "hack in black (robes)." The rhyme (perhaps) borrows from the AC/DC 1980 album Back in Black. The term "hack in black" has been used by both…
“Hacker: I have all your passwords. Me: OMG thank you, what are they?”
Passwords can be troublesome, as they are often forgotten or stolen. This joke was posted on Twitter by Adam Cerious on June 5, 2023: hacker: I have all your passwordsme: omg thank you, what are…
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s loans and mortgages”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s student loans”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
“Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone’s loans, bad credit and mortgages”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!”
"Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off... I ain't working twice!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.…
“Had no idea why my salad was $175, then the waiter said that they only use beets by Dre”
Beats by Dr. Dre is an audio product and not to be confused with beets, but there are jokes. " I really appreciate your Beets By Dre product, my salads are straight from the hood" was…
“Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to isolate in their homes. Liquor stores were open and were deemed essential businesses. This was posted on Twitter by Randi Mayem Singer on March 31,…
“Hair, Horns and Holler” (ingredients of a cowboy stew)
What are the ingredients of the famous "son-of-a-bitch" stew? According to some sources, the ingredients are "hair, horns, and holler." The term is sometimes given as…
“Haircuts for New Yorkers” (Dramatics NYC)
"Haircuts for New Yorkers" is, perhaps, not the most thrilling of hair salon slogans. Dramatics NYC has also used "Wash, Cut and Entertainment."…
“Hairy vine, no friend of mine” (poison ivy adage)
Poison ivy vines appear "hairy" and "raggy." The rhyme "Hairy rope, don't be a dope" was cited in print in 1996 and "Hairy vine, no friend of mine" in…
“Hakuna Fermata. It means keep playing for the rest of your days”
"Hakuna Fermata. It means keep playing for the rest of your days" is a jocular music saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
“Hakuna Ma’Coffee. It means no worries. I’ll just drink coffee for the rest of the day”
"Hakuna Ma'Coffee. It means no worries. I'll just drink coffee for the rest of the day" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata"…
“Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories”
"Hakuna Ma'Vodka. It means no memories for the rest of your day/night" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
“Hakuna Mimosa. It means it’s brunchtime”
"Hakuna Mimosa. It means it's brunchtime"is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine”
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink more wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under indictment”
Hurricane Katrina of 2005 saw many Louisiana residents temporarily move to Texas. A popular Hurricane Katrina joke was: "Half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under…
“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early…”
"Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'll…
“Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Ninety percent of this game is half mental" is a saying that was popular in baseball in the 1970s. Wikipedia: Jim McKennyJames Claude "Howie" McKenny…