“Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
“Why does the urge to pee intensify as SOON as one sticks their key inside the door to their home? #thingsthatmakeyouthink” was posted on X/Twitter by Mia Lyric on August 16, 2011. “Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door of your house?” was posted on X/Twitter by funny pics on December 16, 2011. “why does the need to pee intensify by a MILLION when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?” was posted on Facebook by John Michael on December 16, 2011. Authorship of the saying is unknown.
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Mia Lyric
@MiaLyric
Why does the urge to pee intensify as SOON as one sticks their key inside the door to their home? #thingsthatmakeyouthink
12:52 AM · Aug 16, 2011
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funny pics
@FUNNYPICS2806
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door of your house?
8:48 PM · Dec 16, 2011
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John Michael
December 16, 2011 at 11:43 PM ·
why does the need to pee intensify by a MILLION when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
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@tamilTALKS
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
12:41 AM · Dec 17, 2011
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Heaven Alyss Heart
@MissTweetHeart_
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million wen ur trying to unlock the front door #truestory
1:05 AM · Dec 17, 2011
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@omarfoudil
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house ?
6:16 AM · Dec 17, 2011
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THA ILLEST 🤧
@jellyjuicegrpes
We need answers! RT @Faceavelii Why does the need to pee intensify when you are trying to unlock the front door to your house?
6:03 PM · Dec 17, 2011
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Mariedna
@Mariednac
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house? #fb
2:35 AM · Dec 19, 2011
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Sanjay3731
8 sep 2021
Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
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17 apr 2023
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SugarBear24
24 jan 2024
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house?
3:58 PM · May 19, 2024
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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