A butter knife is not made of butter, but there are jokes. “I’ve just used a proper butter knife for the first time. It melted in my hand” was posted on Sickipedia on May 19, 2024.
“I recently bought a bread knife. It’s not as good as stainless steel” and “Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife. He said I was toast” are related jokes.
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May 19, 2024 -Other-Stupid
I’ve just used a proper butter knife for the first time.
It melted in my hand.
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Derry Craic
May 19, 2024 at 11:48 AM ·
I’ve just used a proper butter knife for the first time.
It melted in my hand.
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Bob Kostic
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I’ve just used a proper butter knife for the first time.
It melted in my hand.
4:04 PM · May 19, 2024
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@SarcasmLiving
I’ve just used a proper butter knife for the first time. It melted in my hand.🔪🧈
8:01 PM · May 19, 2024
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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