“Infractions” shouldn’t be confused with “in fractions,” but there are jokes.
“I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day [webmaster@punoftheday.com]” was posted on X/Twitter by Glenn Yetter on October 15, 2012. The joke was originally published on the website PunoftheDay.com.
“Why was the student kicked out of math class? Too many infractions! #math #jokes” was posted on X/Twitter by Mirth in a Box on October 6, 2014. “Why did the student get thrown out of math class? Bc he had one too many infractions! Have a Mathletic Monday!” was posted on X/Twitter by Ms. Lynch’s Class on January 8, 2024. “MATH STUDENT KICKED OUT OF CLASS FOR TOO MANY INFRACTIONS” (shown on a sign) was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on June 2, 2024.
X/Twitter
Belarmino Larose
@Belarminojji
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.[Click to Vote!]
3:02 AM · Oct 15, 2012
X/Twitter
Dr_Bob
@Dr_BobsEmporium
#pun October 15, 2012 - I was kicked out…: I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.[Click ... http://bit.ly/XctRCX
5:52 AM · Oct 15, 2012
X/Twitter
Glenn Yetter
@coachyetter
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day [webmaster@punoftheday.com]
7:54 AM · Oct 15, 2012
X/Twitter
Math Nerd
@Math__Nerd
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.
8:21 PM · Jul 14, 2013
X/Twitter
Mirth in a Box
@MirthinaBox
Why was the student kicked out of math class? Too many infractions! #math #jokes
5:15 PM · Oct 6, 2014
X/Twitter
Aryan Fernandes
@fernandes_aryan
I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. #pun #punoftheday #punnyme #funny
2:22 AM · Nov 24, 2016
Facebook
Fred Jaramillo
April 30, 2020 at 8:23 AM ·
I was kicked out of math class for one two many infractions. Not all, just sum.
X/Twitter
Still a History Nerd. Trying to be better each day
@ChrisSchloemer
Dad joke of the day:
Why was the student kicked out of math class?
Too many infractions.
Happy Monday!
9:17 AM · Jun 27, 2022
X/Twitter
Ms. Lynch’s Class
@mramathletes
Why did the student get thrown out of math class? Bc he had one too many infractions! Have a Mathletic Monday!
6:59 AM · Jan 8, 2024
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Facebook
Indian Hills Community Sign
June 2, 2024 at 12:20 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
MATH STUDENT
KICKED OUT OF
CLASS FOR
TOO MANY
INFRACTIONS
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