“Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job”

Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:
     
“Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job.”
   
“Zucchini noodles are a fun replacement for pasta if you want to not enjoy your meal anymore” was posted on Twitter by Sammi Haber Brondo, MS, RD on August 19, 2020, and on Twitter by Marie on March 8, 2021.
   
 
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Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job.
7:02 PM · Oct 17, 2019
 
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Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job
12:26 PM · Jun 16, 2020
   
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macabreyesterdayv8_2020
19 jun 2020
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job
 
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Heather
@heymimmy76
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a man that’s not funny but has a good job.😂 admittedly saw on FB but so fucking true.
11:07 PM · Jun 29, 2020
         
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Sammi Haber Brondo, MS, RD
@veggiesandchoco
Zucchini noodles are a fun replacement for pasta if you want to not enjoy your meal anymore
7:39 AM · Aug 19, 2020
 
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Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job
3:23 PM · Feb 23, 2021
   
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Marie
@mem0ryc0llect0r
Zucchini noodles are a fun replacement for pasta if you want to not enjoy your meal anymore…
10:41 PM · Mar 8, 2021
   
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Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job
 
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Janet Forklift
@janetforklift
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a guy who isn’t funny but has a good job
9:43 PM · Dec 27, 2021
   
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@costumeaccount
Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job
8:04 AM · Nov 9, 2022
 
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June 6, 2023 at 5:58 PM ·
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Zucchini noodles taste like settling
for a husband who isn’t funny but
has a good job