“Vaginas are like gyms…” (NSFW joke)

“Vaginas are like gyms. I’m rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I’m doing and hope no one notices I don’t” is a saying that has been printed on several images.
     
The saying was posted on Twitter by Max Miller on March 1, 2015. “Vaginas are like gyms…” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 22, 2021.
   
   
Twitter
Max Miller
@ohhelloitsmax
Vaginas are like gyms. I’m rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I’m doing and hope no one notices I don’t.
3:23 PM · Mar 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Aaron Saunders
@YouMumsSecret
Gyms are like vaginas I rarely go inside one but when I do I pretend I know what I’m doing and hope no body notices
10:23 AM · Mar 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
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@TheLovePringle
Vaginas are like gyms; I’m rarely inside one, but when I am, I pretend to know what I’m doing and hope no one else notices I’m clueless.
10:22 AM · Feb 4, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Chris
@Gymleaderchris
Vaginas are like gyms. I’m rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I’m doing and hope no one notices I don’t.
2:20 AM · May 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
ManoJob
@manojob
“Vaginas are like gyms. I’m rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I’m doing and hope no one notices I don’t.”—@RuinMyWeek
2:29 PM · Jan 6, 2020·SocialPilot.co
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/brodyhunter May 22, 2021
Vaginas are like gyms.
I’m rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I’m doing and hope no one notices I don’t.
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VestigialHead
I pay for a subscription for one I never use.