“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” (bumper sticker)

“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” (bumper sticker) is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images.
     
“ok funny bumper sticker i saw well it made me laugh. Im driving a stick shift. Were on a hill. Do you really want to get close enough to read this?  Now where was this when I had a stick shift?” was posted on Facebook by Colin Pow on March 25, 2010. “Just saw the funniest bumper sticker that said ‘I’m Driving a Stick Shift and We Are on a Hill. Do You Really Want to be Close Enough to Read This?’” was posted on Facebook by Travis Tarrant on October 28, 2012.
 
       
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Colin Pow
March 25, 2010 at 10:43 PM ·
ok funny bumper sticker i saw well it made me laugh. Im driving a stick shift. Were on a hill. Do you really want to get close enough to read this?  Now where was this when I had a stick shift?
   
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Travis Tarrant
October 28, 2012 at 12:13 PM ·
Just saw the funniest bumper sticker that said “I’m Driving a Stick Shift and We Are on a Hill. Do You Really Want to be Close Enough to Read This?”
   
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Diana Lee
October 15, 2013 at 9:00 PM   ·
Thank you, person that bought this.  Hope you enjoy it!
(“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” is shown on a (bumper sticker.—ed.)
 
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Jera Wolfe
Decembe 30, 2014 at 11:38 AM ·
I want to get this for MY car. We wait to pick up the school kids on an inclined road, before we can pull into the school. The grade is very severe, and thus, its an artform and hard on the clutch to idle and move forward, as the line moves quickly. People though, don’t understand…. that you can’t sit right behind me.
(“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” is shown on a (bumper sticker.—ed.)
     
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Laura Lee McDevitt Philbin
February 6, 2015 at 1:00 AM ·
I think about this on ever hill. Looking back, don`t get close, don`t get close
(“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” is shown on a (bumper sticker.—ed.)
 
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tori
@toriboad
“I’m driving a stick shift. We are on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” -bumper sticker on some guys car
2:01 PM · Feb 21, 2016

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Franklin Bryan
August 7, 2017 at 11:46 PM ·
I saw this on a car today and laughed my fool head off.  I think I’m not the only one who can relate. 
(“I’m driving a stick shift. We are on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” is shown on a (bumper sticker.—ed.)
 
Reddit—Justrolledintotheshop
[deleted]—June 21, 2021
Weird way to say you don’t know hownto drive a stuck, but okay. I guess.
(“I’m driving a stick shift. We are on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?” is shown on a (bumper sticker.—ed.)
 
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@CassArts__
“I am driving a stick shift, we are on a hill, do you really wanna be close enough to read this?”
9:09 AM · Aug 15, 2022
   
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Ian “Δarkαura Ω” ➡️ CEO & DDR Storm 2024 6/28-6/30
@DarkAura95
“I’m driving a stick shift. We’re on a hill. Do you really wanna be close enough to read this?”
I could’ve used that bumper sticker for my last car…!
4:27 PM · Aug 3, 2023
 
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K1ll3rMAGA84
@k1ll3rMAGA84
I have a sticker that says “I’m driving a stick, we are on a hill. Do you really want to be close enough to read this?
11:30 PM · Mar 26, 2024
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iFunny
BadDaddyMac
25 jun 2024
DRIVING A STICK SHIFT. WE’RE ON A HILL. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS?
 
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
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(The following text is shown on a bumper sticker.—ed.)
I’M DRIVING A STICK SHIFT.
WE’RE ON A HILL.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE
CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS?
9:29 PM · Oct 14, 2024