“Q: How do journalists count? A: One, two, trend.” (joke)
A popular journalism joke is, "Q: How do journalists count? A: One, two, trend." The joke implies that all it takes is three examples for a journalist to declare a "trend" and…
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“Quads for the broads” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Quality is the best business plan”
"Quality is the best business plan" is a saying that has been printed on many images. John Lasseter, an American animator and the chief creative officer of Pixar Animation Studios, is…
“Quality means doing it right when no one is looking”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Quality means doing it right when no one is looking" is a saying that has been printed on many posters and is usually credited to American automaker Henry Ford…
“Quant is another word for wild fucking guess with math”
Mike "Wags" Wagner of Axe Capital said on the Showtime television series Billions, on the episode "A Generation Too Late" that aired on April 8, 2018: "Quant is another…
“Quarantine Day 20: Today, I melted an ice cube with my mind by just staring at it”
"I've melted an ice cube just by staring at it!!! Took a little longer than I thought it would" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jodge Ledesma (and others) on March 13, 2012.…
“Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person… Well, bigger anyway”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate a lot. "Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person... Well, bigger anyway" was posted on Facebook by Indian…
“Quarantine has really showed me you don’t need fun to have alcohol”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to many people quarantining at home. Liquor stores were left open, and many people drank. "Quarantine has shown me that you really don’t need fun to…
“Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. This was posted on Facebook by Camano Animal Shelter Association on March 30, 2020: "Quarantine has turned us all into dogs. We roam…
“Quarantine is a safe word for martial law”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some quarantines. Many people compared the quarantines to martial law. "THEY DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT'S MARTIAL LAW IF THEY CALL IT A…
“Quarantine is when you lock down the sick. Tyranny is when you lock down the healthy”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many quarantines. "Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of SICK people. Tyranny is when you restrict the movement of HEALTHY people"…
“Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of a sick person. Tyranny…of a healthy person”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many quarantines. "Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of SICK people. Tyranny is when you restrict the movement of HEALTHY people"…
“Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of sick people. Tyranny…of healthy people”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many quarantines. "Quarantine is when you restrict the movement of SICK people. Tyranny is when you restrict the movement of HEALTHY people"…
“Quasimodo walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version involving the fictional character Quasimodo is: "Quasimodo walks into a bar…
“Quesadilla? Better make it one dilla. I don’t think I could eat a whole case”
A "quesadilla" isn't a "case of dillas," but there are jokes. "Wasn't Homer the guy that turned down the offer of a quesadilla. As I recall he said 'better…
“Quesadillas are just flat tacos”
Several Mexican foods have been described as "flat tacos." Tostadas are most frequently described as flat tacos, but the description has also been applied to chalupas, Mexican pizza,…
“Queso = Spanish for cheese. K, so = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it”
Entry in progress --BP TwitterMidwest vs. Everybody@midwestern_opeQueso = Spanish for cheese K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it6:46 PM · Mar 27, 2021·Twitter…
“Queso diem—cheese the day”
"Queso diem -- cheese the day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Seize the day" (carpe diem) is a Latin aphorism. "Queso Diem!!!" was posted…
“Queso is just fondue for chips”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…
“Queso is just Mexican fondue”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…